Oh, I just can't wait to get home from school,
So I can get online and talk with my boyfriend!

Here I am online again,
Stay up and wait for your I-M.
A cyber-date, boy, here I am,
I'm waiting just for you!

E-cards, chats, and mail direct, [that's right]
Just a click and we'll connect. [oh yeah]
You're so funny, here we go. [here we go]
R-O-F-L-M-A-O

Less-than-three,
You love me,
Typing out my fantasy.
Meet me here on I-R-C,
L-O-L-O-L. [oh yeah]

Less-than-three,
O-M-G,
Love, computer fantasy.
Meet me here on I-R-C,
L-O-L-O-L. [here we go]

Comic Sans and Arial,
Forward jokes, hysterical.
Blinking .gifs that bounce and glow
Your web page is so cu-,
Cu-cute, cute, cute.

E-cards, chats, and mail direct, [that's right]
Just a click and we'll connect. [oh yeah]
You're so funny, here we go. [here we go]
R-O-F-L-M-A-O

Less-than-three,
You love me,
Typing out my fantasy.
Meet me here on I-R-C,
L-O-L-O-L. [oh yeah]

Less-than-three,
O-M-G,
Love, computer fantasy.
Meet me here on I-R-C,
L-O-L-O-L. [here we go]

Less-than-three,
You love me,
Typing out my fantasy.
Meet me here on I-R-C,
L-O-L-O-L. [oh yeah]

Less-than-three,
O-M-G,
Love, computer fantasy.
Meet me here on I-R-C,
L-O-L-O-L. [here we go]

Less-than-three,
You love me, me,
You love, you love,
You love me, me.
Meet me, meet me, I-R-C,
L-O-L-O-L
O-M-O-M-O-M-G
Love, computer fantasy,
Meet me, meet me, I-R-C.
L-O-L-O-L

Less-than-three,
You love me,
Typing out my fantasy.
Meet me here on I-R-C,
L-O-L-O-L. [oh yeah]

Less-than-three,
O-M-G,
Love, computer fantasy.
Meet me here on I-R-C,
L-O-L-O-L. [here we go]

Less-than-three,
You love me,
Typing out my fantasy.
Meet me here on I-R-C,
L-O-L-O-L. [oh yeah]

Less-than-three,
O-M-G,
Love, computer fantasy.
Meet me here on I-R-C,
L-O-L-O-L. [here we go]